The solution? Knit two totally obnoxious hats, a la Ronald McDonald's hair. Picking them out of a crowd is suddenly no longer a problem.
And if you think it's a little late in the season to be knitting hats, this is what I'm up against: 68 degrees yesterday, 30 degrees and snow today. Weather here in Chicago sure is grand.
Something else I learned this week: I'm going to be featured on Sew it to Me tomorrow. I feel so cool.